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Number of posts : 60 Registration date : 2007-04-08
| Subject: Why a Teacher gets mad lol Wed May 16, 2007 1:18 am | |
| TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. --- | |
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ms.cute
Number of posts : 61 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-04-21
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ms.watever
Number of posts : 41 Age : 35 Localisation : Kuwait Registration date : 2007-04-21
| Subject: Re: Why a Teacher gets mad lol Wed May 16, 2007 2:09 am | |
| LOOOOL so freakin funny :P finally new jokes about teachers :D i liked the last one | |
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